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Post by Jon on Dec 28, 2010 18:37:54 GMT -1
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
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Post by Jon on Dec 28, 2010 18:39:04 GMT -1
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
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Post by Jon on Jan 1, 2011 17:00:38 GMT -1
Did you know that most people in Saudi Arabia don't like The Flintstones? But the people of Abu Dhabi do.
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